Borg-O-Meter

The Borg attempts to outdo Hugo in novel ways to keep the reader insterested.

The How Like The Borg Are You Quiz

1 You think about death
a) At least once a day
b) A few times a week
c) When someone you know dies and reminds you of your own mortality
d) Never

2 Your favourite colour is
a) Purple
b) Pink
c) Green
d) Red

3 Procrastination is
a) invetiable
b) necessary
c) 10 minute study breaks
d) Background reading

4 On important documents, lecture notes and church bullitens you:
a) Draw screaming invented creatures and portraits of the people sitting in front of you.
b) Colour in the “o”s and the enclosed parts of the “e”s. Your creativity might extend to circles and boxes.
c) Squiggle underline important words.
d) Never doodle. It’s disrespectful to the speaker and vandalism on the paper.

5 Maps are
a) are a fun substitute for reading a book.
b) informative, but not recreational.
c) difficult to read.

6 The best season is
a) Autumn
b) Winter
c) Spring
d) Summer

How to score: For questions 1,2,3,4 and 6: a=12, b=9, c=6, d=3. For 5, a=12, b=8, c=4.

Results!
65-72 I’m scared. Please stop hanging around outside my house and dressing like me.
55- 64 Borg Wannabe.
26- 54 We can still be friends.
19- 25 Congratulations! You are nothing like me!

Please post your scores. :)